The gentleman entered the office quickly as if he was on a mission.
"I need to buy those hearing aids right now" he said.
As the Audiologist was fitting them she asked; "You have needed hearing aids for years and not wanted to wear them. Why now?"
"Well", he said sort of sheepishly, "My girlfriend just asked if I wanted dinner."
"That sounds nice," said the Audiologist. "But why the sudden concern about your hearing?"
"Well", he said sort of sheepishily, "She either said dinner at six, or dinner and sex, and I really need to know for sure which it was."
Contributed by Nancy
