A male patient is lying in a bed in the hospital still somewhat sedated from his surgical procedure.
A nurse enters the room to give him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse," he says; "are my testicles black?"
A bit embarrassed, the nurse replies; "I don't know sir. I am only here to wash your upper body."
He repeats himself, obviously concerned: "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Wanting to do her job well she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers, raises his gown, and holding his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other moves them around carefully to check them out thoroughly. After a careful and full examination she returns them to their previous position.
Feeling somewhat proud of herself for overcoming her embarrassment she tells him there is nothing wrong with his testicles. While she notices a surprising smile on the man's face.
"Thank you very much." he says, "That was wonderful."
But I still need to know. "ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK?"
Contributed by Peanut
